Memories

I realized that I can atleast remember one event in each of the year Ive lived. Some are nice and sweet to think of, some are just painful memories.

1. k, honest, cant remember a shit

2. teenage mutant ninja turtle was my fauvorite. ouh yea, me and sister liked to pour baby powder on my father's working shoes. hehe

3. went to Sentosa a lot. Took many photos with sister. She kissed me on my cheek. Awwww, it was at one of the water fountain.

4. was staying in JB. I remember fighting with another kid

5. a friend's mum stole ice cream from me. stole Cheese Rings from a shop. it was my favorite ok. cannot ah? plus my sister was the one who planned it. I was eating it happily at home and she had to open her mouth, "Mama, adik stole that kropok from the shop just now". Walau eh! It was her plan to begin with. And plus, cant she at least let me finish it?? Yeah, I got a hell of a spanking from my mum. She used laundry hanger to whack me.

6. collecting Yakult after school ends. Moved in to Woodlands into a bloody big jumbo flat. My dad left me alone at home to buy food, I was playing with miniature army figurines. my dad came back home and my army was ready for War!

7. entered primary 1 and seeing how all the kids crying and wondering why. Was the 1st kid in class to shout out "CIKGU MAIZAH!"

8. hmm, primary 2F. hated the teacher. she cant pronounce my name: it sounded like "Hi-cow"

9. had the same bloody teacher. Mrs Tank! 1 period, always MATHS! I had to hold hands with my friends, I said "Shit". She was like, "shit? you want to shit? come, I bring you go toilet, you SHIT in front of me!"

10. had a lot of maths homework. SO much. aside from that, had to do 1 problem sum a day. Of course I did not. Just complete all 7 at end of the week. I was hiding homework when I got home. Under my bed, inside my pillow. All over the house man, just so that my dad wont find it.

11. had a lot of problems with school. left singapore education and went to an international school. hell, it was so much better. had tones of fun.

12. they call me school bully. hehehe, not class bully, but SCHOOL bully. I was called in once by my principal for cursing too much, and I was calling kids names and such. Anil - anal, Virginia - ouh come on, figure it out.

13. pre-teen years. pimples pimples and pimples! and starting to know what "love" was. My 1st ever girlfriend was Hannah. hahahaha. those days, good old days.

14. delifrance, my 1st job. earning $300 a month was SO much to me. I became a street punk. oh my gawd!

15. I did a lot of stupid things back then. So much of it. Dont want to think about it. ouh yea, stayed at Tanjung Pinang, Indonesia for about 6 months. Turned really dark, started smoking regularly and not forgetting, pimples pimples and more pimples.

16. Entered College, Raffles Design Institute. yeah, at that age, hehehe.

17. Graduated with an Advance Diploma In Multimedia Design.

18. stole a lot of perfume samples from my work place at Firmenich, not really stole lah, its free actually. But I took a lot. after that, worked at Maestro Bistro for 3 months and joined Scarlet Hotel at the end of the year. This was my most active year overall.

19. still waiting for NS, was still working at Scarlet Hotel, after that worked at barfly as a part time senior waiter. then came July 9. NATIONAL SERVICE! 3 months of recruit life made me loose 28kg. I was so happy with my body at that time. but the moment I stepped out of the training camp, 1st thing in my mouth was, Fried Hot Dog Bun. hehehehehehehe

20. boring, NS

21. now, serving my 41 days MC. waiting for ORD