Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Application for Fcukezah

Name (as in NRIC):
Muhammad Haikal bin Jamil

Nickname: (boys with 'boi' as part of their nicknames need not apply.)
jayliberator

Hair colour: BLACK ONLY.
Black

Age: (20 and below, study first okay. 80 plus also can. I like old people.)
21

Race:
Javanese

Religion:
Islam

Q&A.
(Chinese boys with 'Law' as their surname, you are automatically shortlisted. You can skip this Q&A section.)

1. Have you ever been / are you in a gang?
Never & Never Will Be

2. Do you use gel on your hair?
(If yes, please do not apply. but wax is okay.)
Candle Wax can?

3. Do you wear spectacles?
(If yes, I like you already. if not, you're up for a challenge hor)
I wear swimming goggles

4. Do you like to dress up?
(If yes, then too bad, I don't like to dress up.)
you mean, put on make up & flaunt myself infront of the mirror? If that is the case, then NO

5. Will you force me to wear make-up?
(no? gooooooood. becaause I wouldn't even if you forced me to.)
No. Cant imagine you in makeup

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